I have been to 21 states.
#California, of course, where I’m heading now to see beautiful little Abbie (Oh, and my daughter and son-in-law too)
#All six in New England
#New York (where I grew up) and New Jersey (where I live)
#Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Ohio, Indiana, Nebraska, Illinois, Missouri
#And now — Texas! OK, it’s only a two-hour layover on my way to a week’s stay in California, but I’ve still got this urge to sing ‘Yellow Rose of Texas’ and shout ‘Ya-hoo!’ or ‘giddyup!’ or even ‘Remember the Alamo!’
But I just remembered. This is the state that elected Ted Cruz and Rick Perry, and where the governor ordered the National Guard to follow the Army around because he thought the government might just be planning to round up all the Texans and have FEMA lock them up in empty Wal-Marts.
Thank God it’s only two hours! Remember the Alamo!
P.S. Sam the Sham was from Dallas, Texas.